Monday, December 24, 2007

After 12+ hrs on the road and several toll booths...

You know, there is a toll for this bridge.

Jesus Christ! Are you fucking kidding me?

No. I think it's like $5.

Does the mafia run the road system up here?

No. It's $6, though.

I'm going to stop this damned truck in the middle of the fucking bridge and take a piss on it.

You mean off the don't want to piss ON the bridge. Besides, you can't stop in the middle of the bridge.

The hell I can't! We've stopped in the middle of every fucking road so far. I'm stopping in the middle of the fucking bridge, taking off my clothes and dancing a fucking jig. Then, I'll take a fucking piss. I'm gonna get my fucking $6 worth off this bridge!


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